What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 06:24

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
Why is there so much free porn on the internet?
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What do people with very high IQs do all day?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
In what ways does Islam oppress women?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?